Frequently Asked Questions
All your pointless questions, answered pointlessly
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
Reading these FAQs may cause confusion, existential dread, and sudden realization that you're wasting your time. Proceed with caution.
$POINTLESS is exactly what it sounds like - pointless. It's a cryptocurrency that serves no purpose, solves no problems, and contributes nothing to society.
Think of it as the digital equivalent of a pet rock, except the pet rock had more utility.
You shouldn't. Seriously, don't buy it.
But if you absolutely must waste your money, $POINTLESS offers the unique experience of guaranteed disappointment with 100% certainty.
Zero. None. Negative utility, actually.
Owning $POINTLESS makes your portfolio objectively worse. It's like anti-utility - it actively removes value from existence.
Never. That's the point.
The only moon $POINTLESS is going to is the dark side, and the only Lambo you'll get is a broken Hot Wheels car from a garage sale.
Our roadmap is intentionally blank. Here's what we've planned:
Q1 2025: Do nothing ✅
Q2 2025: Continue doing nothing
Q3 2025: Achieve peak meaninglessness
Q4 2025: Still nothing, but with style
There is no team. We fired everyone for being too competent.
The project is now run by a confused intern who doesn't know how they got here and a goldfish named Gerald who makes all major decisions.
You can't. We forgot to build a way to buy it.
But even if you could, you shouldn't. Save your money for something useful, like a pet rock or a diploma in underwater basket weaving.
We honestly forgot. Here's what we think we remember:
• Total Supply: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
• Circulating Supply: 42 (maybe?)
• Burn Rate: 100% (burns your hopes and dreams)
• Staking Rewards: Negative 47%
No, this is the opposite of a scam. We're being completely honest about how pointless this is.
A scam would promise you something valuable. We promise you absolutely nothing and deliver exactly that. It's anti-scam technology.
Guaranteed! That's our only promise.
In fact, we're so confident you'll lose money that we offer a 100% money-back guarantee*
*Guarantee is not guaranteed and doesn't actually exist
That's the ultimate question, isn't it?
$POINTLESS exists to remind us that not everything needs a purpose. Sometimes, meaninglessness is the most meaningful thing of all.
Or maybe we were just really bored. We honestly can't remember.
Only in the spiritual sense of realizing that material wealth is meaningless.
Financially? You'll be poorer than when you started. But think of it as paying for a very expensive life lesson about the futility of existence.
You can email support@pointlesstoken.com, but we probably won't respond because:
1. We forgot the password to that email
2. Our support team quit
3. Your question is probably pointless anyway
Try asking a Magic 8-Ball instead. It's more reliable.