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You came here for a story.
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There isn't one.
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Buy anyway.
that's it
no roadmap.
no utility. no point.
ur already rekt.
but fomo got u aping anyway lol
$0.00000847
βΌ 73% (24h)
rugs today on sol
4647
...ur next prob
live cope levels
degen despair tracker
copium lvl
critical
rising fast
holders believing
47
somehow up
time since last rug
3m 24s
new record lol
diamond hands in chat
2,847
all sold already
the numbers
ur full time negative job
99%
projects rug
14hrs
daily screen time
-$47k
ytd pnl
843
charts checked today
100%
bought top
0
lessons learned
rekt stories
real degens, real losses
lost 50k but community vibes fire! all down bad together. thats what counts lol.
holding since day 1. down 99.8% but believe in tech. dev said big things soon. any day now.
rugged 47 times this month. $pointless first honest one.
tokenomics
math of ur demise
total supply
1b
meaningless number
ur share
0.001%
if lucky
dev wallets
87%
split into 38 wallets
liquidity
"burned"
*don't worry it's bundled
buy/sell tax
99/99
honeypot? nah
marketing wallet
30%
dev lambo fund
contract
copy n ape
launched
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how to lose
guide to rekt
01
get wallet
phantom, solflare, whatever. all doors to casino. house wins.
02
buy sol
swap fiat to sol. bank texts are u sure? nah but ape.
03
connect raydium
or jup. slippage 20% cuz vol. bots front run u.
04
swap for $pointless
pump 30% on buy. grats ur exit liq. top signal.
05
watch dump
refresh dexscreener every sec. Watch dump. die inside. next coin.
join void
misery company
loss calculator
calculate ur pain
truth
01
launches bundled
organic buys? 50 wallets from same guy. own 80% b4 u ape. 300 holders? 3 dudes n u.
02
work to lose
8hrs job u hate. fund coin addiction. salary is exit liq w steps. friday pay gone by saturday.
03
cabals real
pumps coordinated. dumps planned. chats u never join. house money vs ur rent. skill issue posts? them laughing.
04
timing perfect bad
buy top. sell bottom. pump after. not luck. design. pump post sell? not for u.
05
this ur job
14hrs day. 7 days. charts at dinner. 3am opportunities. full time negative pay.
faq
why do I keep losing?
designed that way. pump miss, dump catch. not a skill issue.
why is it pointless?
Trading is wasting your time and sucking your energy and resources.
is this life now?
12hr watching charts. missing out on life. avoiding people. mental health
destroyed. this is life now.
$pointless different?
no. honest tho. worth sumthin. maybe